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"As real as it may seem, it was only in my dreams"
-Debbie Gibson
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Even though I doubt that Mary was in fact a virgin, I would like to see her image in the frothy swirl of my stumptown coffee americano with half & ...
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Dance half naked, eh? Well you know, you could actually get paid for this "freak dancing" you speak of. It's called a strip club, pick one.
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I have a tip for them. Stay out of the fucking bike lane!
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You should wipe you ass with it and then send it back to them with no payment. What are they gonna do?
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This motherfucker is cruising for a bruising. Be a vigilante.
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I guess that means no more eating your own scabs.
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You could also consider stealing a uhaul truck.
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It's a porthole that takes you into the mind of John Malkovich.
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They do, but only in the month of December.
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