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Where can I find some pills to keep my woman happy in bed?

(If you know what I mean, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.)

Clarification: I'm looking for a website that sells them. Hopefully in the .ng domain or something really respectable like that. Bonus points if they use the blink tag; in fact, if it looks like a geocities page from 1996, that would be ideal. And while I understand that there is a very good chance that pills will be fake, and that the company will run up a bunch of other charges on my credit card, I've come to peace with that. But if we can avoid the rat poison&dishwasher detergent mix like the last time I bought them, that would be better because we all know that liver failure does not keep my woman happy in bed.

One more thing, I'm only going to trust your answer if this is your first post ever on this website. If you have a reputation or anything around here, you obviously aren't qualified and why would anyone listen to you?

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  • Mcgriddle2_small

    Fail.

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  • Owl_4_clip_small

    Are you asking for "knock out drops" to keep her in your bed? Or are you asking for "male enhancement pills" to make you more attractive to her?

    Either way, you're not thinking straight...

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    I'm not sure why I'm answering this, but..

    about a year ago, being a fiend of many assorted pharmaceuticals, I always wanted to see if the blue pills actually did anything. So, I looked online, went to a site supposedly in Canada, and bought some. They came, actually from India, and they were the real thing. Annoying side effects, but they made it hard as a cat-scratching post. Don't really need 'em, so don't think I'd buy them again, but they did work. And I guess that was the point--after a bunch of whiskey, white powders, and pot, they did the trick.

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