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Does the thought of Michael Jackson having real genitals force your brain into a state of cognitive dissonance? Don't miss my follow up question!

Subsequently if you can overcome this barrier, have you ever tried to picture what his wang, balls and pubies looked like?

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    For some reason I picture them as "concave."

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    There was a Law & Order where a MJ-like guy couldn't give a pubic hair sample because he had all of it removed with lasers. I think that's on the money.

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    I think he had them altered to look like whatever Diana Ross has down there.

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